I romanced a hunky British man with a shotgun for a head in a game that lets me have 'US government approved pronouns' like Jamestown, grits, and freedom
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by Mollie Taylor February 19, 2026
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Polyarmory: High-Calibre Love is a satirical video game that blends gun dating simulators with absurd humor, offering players a unique and irreverent experience. Developed by Scope Creeps, the game centers around a doomsday prepper who interacts with anthropomorphic guns personified as attractive characters, including a hunky British man with a shotgun for a head. The game pokes fun at conservative thinking, political satire, and absurdity, all while offering customizable options like pronouns and even USA government-approved terms such as "BOSTON" and "APPLE PIE."
The gameplay is split into daytime and nighttime activities. During the day, players can chat with their arsenal of guns, listen to podcasts about conspiracy theories, or watch peculiar TV shows like "chicken eggs 101." At night, players engage in combat, shooting waves of enemies while trying to satisfy their weapons, which reward them with romantic cutscenes filled with moans and floaty hearts. The game’s humor is amplified by its absurd dialogue and ridiculous scenarios, making it a standout title in the indie gaming scene.
What sets Polyarmory apart is its free-to-play model, which makes it accessible to a wide audience. Despite its short playtime, the game delivers an unexpectedly deep and entertaining experience. For gamers seeking a humorous, satirical take on dating sims and gun culture, this absurd
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Originally published on PC Gamer on 2/19/2026