I Will Be Your Next President
The New Yorker
by Bob OdenkirkFebruary 9, 2026
Shouts & Murmurs by Bob Odenkirk: You’re going to love my ability to nod and smile while people awkwardly thank me. White bread, straight ahead. That’ll be my slogan.
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Originally published on The New Yorker on 2/9/2026