Imagine if politics were full of monsters! Haha, no, I mean fun monsters like vampires, orcs, and goblins who use cards to hurl insults and smears at each other

PC Gamer
by Christopher Livingston
February 20, 2026
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 Imagine if politics were full of monsters! Haha, no, I mean fun monsters like vampires, orcs, and goblins who use cards to hurl insults and smears at each other
Prime Monster, a card-based roguelike game from Cavalier Game Studios, offers a satirical take on politics through a unique fantasy lens. Set in a dystopian legislature populated by monsters like werewolves, goblins, and vampires, the game allows players to rise through the political ranks by securing votes and managing scandals while battling opponents using underhanded tactics. Unlike real politics, Prime Monster lets players engage in crass verbal attacks, blackmail, and even physical harm to win over parliament members. The game blends humor and absurdity, reflecting real-world political frustrations through its fantasy setting. The game’s premise revolves around a parliament where monsters hold positions of power, each with their own bizarre policies. For instance, vampires push for blood content labeling, while zombies advocate for speed limit enforcement. Players can choose to align with various monster factions, each offering unique abilities and strategies. The gameplay involves using cards to launch attacks, rally supporters, or manipulate the political landscape. The Shrieker of the House, a grim reaper-like figure, monitors proceedings and punishes players who cross ethical lines, adding a layer of consequence to their actions. Prime Monster also touches on real-world political dynamics, such as scandals and public relations crises. Players must navigate accusations, choose between ethical decisions or self-serving ones, and manipulate opponents through smear campaigns. This blend of fantasy and satire makes the game an engaging and often humorous take on the complexities of political power. The game’s mix of strategy, humor, and roguelike mechanics appeals to fans of political satire and card-based games, offering a fresh perspective on the genre. With its quirky monster characters, strategic card gameplay, and satirical take on politics, Prime Monster stands out as a unique offering in the gaming world. Players can try the demo on Steam and look forward to the full game’s release later this year. For those who enjoy blending humor with strategy, Prime Monster delivers
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Originally published on PC Gamer on 2/20/2026