Justice Gorsuch: Originalism Requires We Recall That The Founders Knew How To F-ing Party
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by Joe PatriceMarch 3, 2026
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The recent defense of a federal statute banning firearm possession by individuals classified as "unlawful users" of controlled substances took an unexpected turn when Justice Neil Gorsuch invoked early American laws targeting "habitual drunkards." During the Supreme Court case *United States v. Hemani*, Gorsuch humorously referenced historical drinking habits of Founding Fathers like John Adams and James Madison, who reportedly consumed significant amounts of alcohol daily. This unconventional approach to constitutional interpretation—known as originalism—highlighted a tension between applying historical precedents to modern legal issues. Gorsuch argued that the framers' context of excessive alcohol consumption should inform contemporary interpretations of similar laws.
The case centered on whether the statute disproportionately targets individuals based on subjective criteria, such as marijuana use patterns. Gorsuch's remarks drew laughter from the courtroom but also raised serious questions about the methodology behind originalism. Critics pointed out that early American laws were designed to address specific public safety concerns, not to set a precedent for modern drug policies. Justice Barrett questioned whether classifying non-prescription benzodiazepine users as "dangerous" under the statute was appropriate, while Justice Kagan referenced the legality of hallucinogenic substances like ayahuasca.
Gorsuch's reliance on historical anecdotes about the Founding Fathers' drinking habits underscored a broader debate over how applicable 18th-century norms are to contemporary legal issues. The Court's recent *Bruen* decision requires gun regulations to align with "the Nation’s historical tradition," but Gorsuch's approach reduced this standard to absurdity by comparing modern drug users to the Founders' drinking habits. This intellectual exercise, while entertaining, failed to address the statute's broader implications for public safety and individual rights.
The Hemani case revealed a deeper flaw in applying originalism to modern legal frameworks. Early American laws against "habitual drunkards" were rooted in specific societal norms and concerns about public behavior, not intended as
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Originally published on Above the Law on 3/3/2026